John Mayer

Had a good day: played a big show in New Orleans, used a metaphor nobody on Twitter understood... Good, good times.

Painful as it may be sometimes, I recommend going through life without the epidural.

@GinaRClark love this tweet. XO

@Klassp yes you can! Remember: endurance begins when the fight becomes unreasonable. You can doo eeet!!!!!

Thank you Dallas!!! And thanks Mavs organization. Look for the Kidd jersey I wore tonight in tomorrow's game. Too cool.

"You're going to enjoy the sonic quality of PURE DIGITAL SOUND. 44.1k, 16 bit. That is the HIGHEST QUALITY AVAILABLE on CD."

"You have a favorite song, and you just don't know that one line, those LYRIC PAGES are going to TELL you EXACTLY what I'm singing."

"you get the 18 PAGE FULL...COLOR...BOOKLET. WITH LY-RICS! How many times are you listening to a song and don't know the words?"

I would like to sell my CD on QVC but rather than just play songs live, I want to SELL IT!

My stuff from QVC arrived today. Spraying Nick Chavez hair products on the unsuspecting and then showing them rare silver coins.

Awesome afternoon in Dallas. Shootaround with Mavs coaches and sushi at Kenichi. I recommend it as a pregame spot tonight.

@jasonjunker Happy Birthday!!!

RT @ksulycos: HOLY CRAP! Guy just proposed to his girl one row in front of me @johncmayer 's concert! She said yes, all is right in the ...

@stylesformiles I've had it in mind for years now to make a JDxJM album using his beats to write/record new songs to.

Last year P!nk kneed me in the nuts outside Chateau Marmont. I was pissing blood for days. Did I make a scene?